February 2012
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delightfulsarcasm asked: This is really immature and gross but when you said what if he saved up his semen from october i just imagined a dick exploding, like literally blowing into pieces with cum flying everywhere. And now I don't have a sex drive again. THANKS.
delightfulsarcasm:
benkeen replied to your post: I haven’t seen my boyfriend since October. He’s…
I would be so fucking horny… holy crap
After awhile you just sort of forget you even have a sex drive. but then you get dates on when he is coming home and BAM…ovaries.
What if he has saved up his semen since October…
I just read
the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I just laughed for literally 5 minutes straight all by myself in my room with tears running down my face. HOLY SHIT
I lack discipline
Can’t even bring myself to finish this paper that’s already two days late. What am I going to do with myself… hahahaha
Weird mood.
Who am I becoming?
pagandeathslut asked: It doesn't really matter. If I had confronted you anonymously you would have responded to me by attacking Christianity some more/telling me to come off anon and say it to your face so I just cut to the chase. Regardless I know that you once tried to date a friend of mine but your armpits were too sweaty and your breath smelt like milk so that didn't happen.
pagandeathslut asked: Shut up Ken Been. Pretty much anything and everything you say involves the negative stereotyping of Christians as extremely conservative republicans. As you can see by my blog alone, we aren't all extremely conservative republicans. I'm intelligent enough to realize that all atheists aren't pretentious asshats that dedicate their blogs to Christian-bashing so.
yagirllilj asked: I know that article was ridiculous but this a quote from Michele Bachman: "Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands." It wasn't the most farfetched article
Watchekr0924:
Thank you Jon Stewart for being so fucking honest. Fuck you McDonnell.
I was cheering him on so hard when I was watching this
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I'm falling asleep listening to Chopin
colemanxxx:
goodnight.
I did this two nights ago. The best.
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Goes to show how much anyone cares
When I haven’t seen my crew in over 3 weeks and nobody has asked where I’ve been or talked to me at all.
you guys are gay
Watch……………………
yagirllilj asked: You're great Ben feel better
Anonymously describe me in three words.
ridiculous-tiger:
isxbelle:
Plz! http://isxbelle.tumblr.com/ask
ridiculous-tiger.tumblr.com/ask as well~
benkeen.tumblr.com/ask
Sometimes
I literally just do not want to be alive. Think, how nice would it be to just not exist, to not know that you do not exist. To just be energy. Being alive has been making me want to bash my own face in a lot lately and I’m not saying I’m suicidal or shit like that. I just think it’d be nice to be a bunch of space matter.
I have been in the worst mood for the past 24 hours. I don’t even know why. What the fuck is wrong with me?
vulture-hunter asked: ???
vulture-hunter asked: that's what i'm saying. pissed me off a lot.
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As we speak
my girlfriend is making something big for me for belated Valentine’s Day and I really wanna know what it is!!!!!!!!!
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Forward Progress: Okay, I understand that me not... →
lowxplaces:
Okay, I understand that me not having a license is very inconvenient and is huge burden. Me not living in the city where EVERYONE wants to hangout just adds to the problem. But, when it comes down to it. I find that I am the only one making the effort to hangout. I never get texted or anything…
Nobody hits me up either, ever. If I didn’t make the effort to drive myself...
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aaronxsleepy replied to your post: I’m just the worst dude.
nope
Worst dude of the decade dats me
I'm just the worst dude.
