mysarcasticlife asked: This is really immature and gross but when you said what if he saved up his semen from october i just imagined a dick exploding, like literally blowing into pieces with cum flying everywhere. And now I don't have a sex drive again. THANKS.
delightfulsarcasm: benkeen replied to your post: I haven’t seen my boyfriend since October. He’s… I would be so fucking horny… holy crap After awhile you just sort of forget you even have a sex drive. but then you get dates on when he is coming home and BAM…ovaries. What if he has saved up his semen since October…
I just read
the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I just laughed for literally 5 minutes straight all by myself in my room with tears running down my face. HOLY SHIT
I lack discipline
Can’t even bring myself to finish this paper that’s already two days late. What am I going to do with myself… hahahaha
Who am I becoming?
yagirllilj asked: I know that article was ridiculous but this a quote from Michele Bachman: "Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands." It wasn't the most farfetched article
ekr0924: Thank you Jon Stewart for being so fucking honest. Fuck you McDonnell. I was cheering him on so hard when I was watching this
I'm falling asleep listening to Chopin
colemanxxx: goodnight. I did this two nights ago. The best.
Goes to show how much anyone cares
When I haven’t seen my crew in over 3 weeks and nobody has asked where I’ve been or talked to me at all. you guys are gay
yagirllilj asked: You're great Ben feel better
Anonymously describe me in three words.
ridiculous-tiger: isxbelle: Plz! http://isxbelle.tumblr.com/ask ridiculous-tiger.tumblr.com/ask as well~ benkeen.tumblr.com/ask
I literally just do not want to be alive. Think, how nice would it be to just not exist, to not know that you do not exist. To just be energy. Being alive has been making me want to bash my own face in a lot lately and I’m not saying I’m suicidal or shit like that. I just think it’d be nice to be a bunch of space matter.
I have been in the worst mood for the past 24 hours. I don’t even know why. What the fuck is wrong with me?
vulture-hunter-deactivated20120 asked: ???
vulture-hunter-deactivated20120 asked: that's what i'm saying. pissed me off a lot.
As we speak
my girlfriend is making something big for me for belated Valentine’s Day and I really wanna know what it is!!!!!!!!!
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aaronxsleepy replied to your post: I’m just the worst dude. nope Worst dude of the decade dats me
I'm just the worst dude.